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Day 140: The Anti-Social Socialite

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I have determined I am socially anti-social. I like most people. And, quietly diagnose the rest. Instantaneously inspecting and segmenting out the best. Experience has taught me the importance of caution with preliminary tests.

 
When around my circle I genuinely enjoy the familiarity of completed jokes. The knowing looks across wood stained tables. I connect.

 
Yet, in solace, I am free. Here the jokes are funnier somehow. Here somewhere the looks are deeper. I am one.

 
Yep, a little more anti than social.​
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Day 100: Brick Wall

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I might hit my head up against a brick wall once, so I can experience the sensation. However, doing it twice is like going back into the fire after narrowingly escaping the flames the first time.

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Rejuvenation: The Power & Potential of a Young Mind

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I had an awesome, funny, and very telling conversation about the future of our society with my 14-year old nephew this evening. We were talking about the STAAR test he took this past Monday. He held strong opinions about the subject matter of his essay questions.

Him: They had stupid topics. It was just so frustrating.

Me: What were the topics?

Him: What is friendship? And, what is courage beyond courage?

Me: (Reserving all opinions based on my own experiences. He’s 14 and still learning these concepts.) Why are they stupid topics?

Him: “Because you have to be literal.” They don’t want you to be conceptual.

Me: (Laughing hysterically on the inside and outside, because he says what I am thinking. At 14, these concepts are so limited by age and experience.) So, what is friendship to you?

Him: Bonding and honesty. I mean, we were friends last year and we’re still friends. I play Xbox at your house sometimes and we have sleepovers.

Me: Well, at your age I imagine that is friendship. You will view it differently 15 years from now, but today, “that’s a great answer”.

Him: Why didn’t they ask about immigration or something? “That’s a real topic I could have written six paragraphs about.

Me: (So proud, he’s thinking! And, that’s more than I can say for a lot of adults.)

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Day 48: Be S.M.A.R.T.

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Buying a car without buying gas is like creating a plan without creating goals.

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Day 3: Trap Doors

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Stop asking me to visit people’s minds. Understanding why people do, say, or think the way they do is a complicated process. And, let’s be honest: some people’s minds are mazes, some are dungeons, but they all have trap doors.

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Day 154 – What’s the Point?

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There is a reason a reversal of fortune is not always a good thing.

 

 

 

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Day 140 – My Next Life

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In my next life, I am going to create an on/off switch for my brain.

 

 

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Day 138 – Are You the Master of Chaos?

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Look around, no seriously.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Is this you?

 

 

 

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Day 132 – My Messages Are No Longer Being Marked “Returned to Sender”

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Deleting History

This was me.

 

Then one day, I realized everything kept getting rejected.

 

Things have changed.

 

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Day 107: Positive Thinking Births Positivity – Part 5

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Let’s keep it simple.

I survived the day.

Refusing to cowry behind my invisible rocking chair, I maintained a brave front.

My saving grace is tomorrow’s Friday.

Blessings,

EYHCS

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Day 91 – April Fools’ Day

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You are never too old to see the irony of life.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Google+ April Fool on Me

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My throat held a large lump throughout most of the day.

 

Did I wake up on the wrong side of the bed? No.

 

Did my car fail to start this morning? No.

 

Did I realize I left my wallet on the countertop just as I reached to pay for my morning coffee? No.  

 

Did I set my alarm clock two hours ahead of schedule and over sleep?  Well, maybe just a little.  

 

Did I walk into a world of chaos at work? Possibly, just a little.

 

Did I wander into the universe of paradoxical circumstances?  The jury is still out on this one.  

Regardless, of all the above, I cringed at the awareness creeping along my spine into my mind’s eye, today is April Fools’ Day.  A day designed for even the most reclusive person to catch some unsuspected person off guard with their mischievous intentions.  I treaded lightly throughout the day.  I believe, I even exhaled two hours before quitting time.  I silently prayed thank you, thank you, and thank you.  Then a co-worker sat beside me and mentioned Google+ April Fools’ Day prank.

All throughout the morning and much of the day, I have battled with a particular picture for the weekly photo submission. Finally, around lunchtime I succeed.  Again, I offered a thank you, thank you, and thank you.  Except, this time I might have frightened a few of my co-workers.  On second thought, I am sure my little happy dance shocked them all by their expressions on their faces.  Oh well, I surmised.  The room was heavy today!

Nevertheless, curiosity and an inquisitive mind continually pulled me to visit my Google+ page.  All I can say is thanks’ Google for making this day just a bit sweeter.

Here is my present from Google+.

 

 

 

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Day 38 – Chris Rock (1965): Warning Signs

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Take it as a warning sign if you can no longer offend me.

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Day 34 – Confession Moment: Some Days I Feel Like Morpheus

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Take the blue pill and free your mind.

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Drink the Kool-Aid and forget this conversation.

 

 

 

 

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